mostgay:

I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.

I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave. 

(via lost-in-euphoria)

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

(via babenyi)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(via lalalalalovemepls)